This is our boss, Zena, sleeping on the job again. We were lucky when this photo was shot, because she's a real tyrant when she's awake.
Position at Mythica Art & Vision: Executive director and nighttime security ocifer.
Favorite Foods: Tuna, salmon, bugs, house plants.
Hobbies: Biting off fake mouse tails, attacking feather dusters, tearing up toilet paper when she doesn't get her tuna, lifting the loofah scrub from the bathroom, fishing for underwear from the top of the dresser.
Motto: "Gimme tuna, lemme go."
Greatest Fears: The big tom cat that lives across the street.
Greatest Peeves: Everyone else.
Where She Sees Herself in 10 Years: As a tuna processing plant quality engineer. Or as Zena, great warrioress of Arcata.
Nicknames & Aliases: "Destrukto Kat," "Zena the Destroyer," "Zena, Warrior Duncess."
We like to call this cute fellah "Jeeves." He waits on us hand-and-foot, and says, "Yessssssth, Maaaaahsthuh...." a lot (kinda like Igor from the novel Frankenstein).
Position at Mythica Art & Vision: The catch-all, errand-boy, janitor, maintenance man, computer tech, fix-it man, the glue that holds this company together.
Favorite Foods: Cookies, especially chocolate chip.
Hobbies: Photography, fixing things.
Motto: "Sure! I'll do it!" ("Doh!")
Greatest Fears: Not being capable. Breaking things.
Greatest Peeves: Stupid people. Anyone driving a vehicle other than himself. Being called "cute, nice & sweet" all at the same time. (Aw, but isn't he?)
Where He Sees Himself in 10 Years: As Dr. Frankenstein's assistant.
Nicknames & Aliases: Maynard, Jeeves, Igor, Marky-Mark, Marcus, Booboo
I've been known to be devious before. Looks like I'm up to something....hmmmm......
Position at Mythica Art & Vision: Ze artiste!
Favorite Foods: Chocolate & root beer.
Hobbies: Being lazy. Making mischief.
Motto: "I want it and I want it NOW!"
Greatest Fears: Being lazy.
Greatest Peeves: Impatient people. Jeeves breaking things. Being called Kathy. Rampant materialism. Insensitive people.
Where I See Myself in 10 Years: Not on this planet.
Nicknames & Aliases: Oh dear, here we go. Katharina, Kat, Kjea (Pronounced Kia, like the car. Ok, I needed a nickname that came from Katharina and it fit the best numerologically. This was in highschool. Don't ask.), Kaia, Nicki (Ok, my parents thought of that one & no, it's not my middle name. Erika is my middle name. I don't know what they were thinking.), Nicky-Nick, Nickolodeon, Nicksta, Nickaroni, Ninni
A day in the life of Kena: checking for food, holding down papers on my desk, checking for food, checking for food, in case she missed something the last time, holding the papers down on my desk, checking for food, napping, checking for food when she hears the slightest noise in the kitchen, snoozing, checking for food.....
Position at Mythica Art & Vision: Paperweight.
Favorite Foods: Anything edible.
Hobbies: Eating, jumping onto my lap 2 minutes before I need to get up, rubbing her head against my keyboard so it deletes everything, licking herself, gaining weight.
Motto: "When's dinner?"
Greatest Fears: The big tom cat that lives across the street. Going hungry.
Greatest Peeves: Zena.
Where She Sees Herself in 10 Years: On top of a mountain of food.
Nicknames & Aliases: Marlin (this was her first chosen name but Jeeves didn't like it), Ivy, Wheezy (she wheezes when she's relaxed), Ferdinand the Bull. She's taking after me, go figure. ~ grin ~